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Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga .. :
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bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....
used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa....
Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada...
Mithai main sweet say zyaada...
Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada... I LOVE U
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Welcome To Care center Khushi k liye1 dabaye.Muskan k liye 2dabaye.Mujhse
dosti k liye 3dabaye.Mujhse peecha chudane k liye apna gala dabaye
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Main aisa MSG hu jise murkh log padte hai,nalayak log dusro ko forward karte
hai,gadhe delete karte hai aur pagal store kar lete hai.Aap kya karne wale hai
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Jiwant asal tar SMS pathwa. Dhagat gela asal tar PUAS pathwa. Swargat asal tar
APSARA Pathwa. Aani jar Markat asal tar tumcha HANDSET pathwa.
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Note: Suna hai AAPKI ek smile pe hajaro log marte hai.So keep smiling to reduce
India's population. "Population control board." Janhit me jari
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zindagi behal hai ,sur hai na tal hai,msg box bhi kangal hai,kya apke sms factory
me hadtal hai, yar kuch bhi bhejo, ye mere mobile ki zindagi ka sawal hai...
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Sirf ik bar khaado, sirf ik bar khaado, plz ik bar khaado,abh intazar nahin hota,abh
sabar nahin hota, keun nahin khatee ho tum…… ka aqqal bareee ka bhaeenss.
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Maine apko phone kiya to network bola,Namskar, murkho ki duniya me apka
swagat hai,Aap jis murkh se is vaqt bat karna chate hai uska DIMAG out of
coverage hai.
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Ansu aap ka Niklaa aur Aankhen maree hoo, Dil aap ka Dharkay aur Dharken
maree hoo, Khuda kare Hamra Payar Itnaa Gharaa hoo, JOB aap karaa aur
INCOME maree hoo.
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Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao
meri spouse
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Mobile k rule 1,miss call karne se apno ki yad taja hoti hai.2,sms karne se pyar
badhta hai.3,call karne se apnapan mehsus hota hai,To aap kya karoge....
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Namaskar Agar Dharti par ho to SMS bhejo,Aasman me ho to Barish bhejo.Swarg
me ho to Apsara bhejo,Aur agar Narak me ho to .Enjoy Yourself.
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Aaj kal mun kar
raha hai ki main
tumhe
kabhi bhi mauka
dekh kar
sabke samne
ek
k
ki
kis
kiss
kissa sunau
thanedaar ka
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