hindi sms

Hey Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo Jaldi Aoo Na Ache

Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna

Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga .. :

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bottle main Pepsi say zyaada.... 
used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa.... 
Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada... 
Mithai main sweet say zyaada... 
Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada... I LOVE U

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Welcome To Care center Khushi k liye1 dabaye.Muskan k liye 2dabaye.Mujhse

dosti k liye 3dabaye.Mujhse peecha chudane k liye apna gala dabaye

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Main aisa MSG hu jise murkh log padte hai,nalayak log dusro ko forward karte

hai,gadhe delete karte hai aur pagal store kar lete hai.Aap kya karne wale hai

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Jiwant asal tar SMS pathwa. Dhagat gela asal tar PUAS pathwa. Swargat asal tar

APSARA Pathwa. Aani jar Markat asal tar tumcha HANDSET pathwa.

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Note: Suna hai AAPKI ek smile pe hajaro log marte hai.So keep smiling to reduce

India's population. "Population control board." Janhit me jari

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zindagi behal hai ,sur hai na tal hai,msg box bhi kangal hai,kya apke sms factory

me hadtal hai, yar kuch bhi bhejo, ye mere mobile ki zindagi ka sawal hai...

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Sirf ik bar khaado, sirf ik bar khaado, plz ik bar khaado,abh intazar nahin hota,abh

sabar nahin hota, keun nahin khatee ho tum…… ka aqqal bareee ka bhaeenss.

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Maine apko phone kiya to network bola,Namskar, murkho ki duniya me apka

swagat hai,Aap jis murkh se is vaqt bat karna chate hai uska DIMAG out of

coverage hai.

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Ansu aap ka Niklaa aur Aankhen maree hoo, Dil aap ka Dharkay aur Dharken

maree hoo, Khuda kare Hamra Payar Itnaa Gharaa hoo, JOB aap karaa aur

INCOME maree hoo.

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Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao

meri spouse

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Mobile k rule 1,miss call karne se apno ki yad taja hoti hai.2,sms karne se pyar

badhta hai.3,call karne se apnapan mehsus hota hai,To aap kya karoge....

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Namaskar Agar Dharti par ho to SMS bhejo,Aasman me ho to Barish bhejo.Swarg

me ho to Apsara bhejo,Aur agar Narak me ho to .Enjoy Yourself.

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Aaj kal mun kar 
raha hai ki main 
tumhe 
kabhi bhi mauka 
dekh kar 
sabke samne 
ek 
k 
ki 
kis 
kiss 
kissa sunau 
thanedaar ka

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